HATE LIST

Drunk Woman Story GOOD MORNING. I’m gonna give a breakdown of why I hate everyone in this article and everything I hate about the article itself. I hate the drunken woman because, let’s not forget, stealing is still wrong – THIEF   I hate the victim because now he’s made up he’s “famous” from this […]

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Local Ketwig Volleys “Manspreading Activist” Through Train Window

A female law student has been volleyed through a window by a man who prefers to spend his money on horse tranquilizers rather than haircuts. Anna Domoreaboutnothing, 20, had to be rescued from train tracks by Merseyrail workers after pouring water mixed with bleach on a teenager’s crotch for “manspreading” i.e. spreading his legs onto […]

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Scientist pooh-poohs blood moon apocalypse as “wishful thinking”

Tonight’s lunar eclipse that will redden the moon is being heralded as a sign from God, according to some, that’s it’s time for the apocalypse. Christian preacher Paul Baguette claims evidence for the end of days lies in upcoming astronomical events, global politics and natural disasters: “It’s happening folks. Think of this as God’s traffic light. […]

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Derek Acorah insists he is not a fake because there are no spirits left in the spirit world

Derek Acorah opened up in a Magic Mirror interview yesterday about being branded a “fake” by Really TV Show Most Haunted. Whilst filming at Bodmin Gaol in Cornwall, resident parapsychologist Dr Ciaran O’Keeffe invented the name Kreed Kafer – an anagram of Dereck Faker – to test Acorah. However he failed the test with flying […]

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