Vince Cable: Back once again with the ill behaviour

Sir Vince Cable is back after being the only candidate mental enough to want to lead the Liberal Democrats. No other MP stood in the contest to lead the party after Tim Farron vacated the role because God told him to. Sir Vince addressed his supporters, known as the “Cable-heads” outside his Richmond and […]

God hates Liberal Democrats in Revelation Shocker!

Tim Farron reveals he’s stepping down as leader of the Liberal Democrats because of an abrupt intervention from God. Four hours after the final election results came in, Farron told us God came to him in the drawer of a filing cabinet at his constituency office in Kendal. Farron Said “I’d just come back tired […]