Local Ketwig Volleys “Manspreading Activist” Through Train Window

A female law student has been volleyed through a window by a man who prefers to spend his money on horse tranquilizers rather than haircuts. Anna Domoreaboutnothing, 20, had to be rescued from train tracks by Merseyrail workers after pouring water mixed with bleach on a teenager’s crotch for “manspreading” i.e. spreading his legs onto […]

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Scientist pooh-poohs blood moon apocalypse as “wishful thinking”

Tonight’s lunar eclipse that will redden the moon is being heralded as a sign from God, according to some, that’s it’s time for the apocalypse. Christian preacher Paul Baguette claims evidence for the end of days lies in upcoming astronomical events, global politics and natural disasters: “It’s happening folks. Think of this as God’s traffic light. […]

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