Sir Vince Cable is back after being the only candidate mental enough to want to lead the Liberal Democrats. No other MP stood in the contest to lead the party after Tim Farron vacated the role because God told him to. Sir Vince addressed his supporters, known as the “Cable-heads” outside his Richmond and […]Read More Vince Cable: Back once again with the ill behaviour
An iceberg twice the size of Luxembourg has broken off in Western Antarctica because Theresa May cried. May told BBC Radio 5 Live’s Emma Barnett she shed “a little tear” when she learned the result of the election exit poll that suggested she’d lose her majority. The tear, filled with the Devil’s rage and […]Read More May’s “little tear” causes iceberg twice the size of Luxembourg
Tim Farron reveals he’s stepping down as leader of the Liberal Democrats because of an abrupt intervention from God. Four hours after the final election results came in, Farron told us God came to him in the drawer of a filing cabinet at his constituency office in Kendal. Farron Said “I’d just come back tired […]Read More God hates Liberal Democrats in Revelation Shocker!
British politics took a turn into uncharted territory yesterday as Theresa May announced a deal had been reached between the Conservatives and The Gremloids frivolous party. After returning from Buckingham Palace in record speed time, the Queen is reported to have given her blessing to the new relationship immediately by stating “You may as well, […]Read More Conservatives to form Coalition Government with Lord Buckethead